allison doodle i did the other day
i miss tumblr letting me pin stickers on images where the nascar stickers yumblr
beeb
how fucking sinister is this. i cant imagine the emotion i’d feel if i saw someone wearing a jet black baseball cap with a propeller
You see an ANCIENT SARCOPHAGUS WARRIOR clad in GILDED HYPERBRONZE ARMOR. It is wielding a MAUSOLEUM ARTIFACT HAND CANNON.
Choose your action.
>Assess Threat<
Sneak Attack
Direct Attack
Hide
Escape
It is UNLIKELY your RUSTY BRIGAND DAGGER will penetrate its GILDED HYPERBRNONZE ARMOR. Estimated Damage: 1
It is LIKELY its MAUSOLEUM ARTIFACT HAND CANNON will penetrate your TATTERED RAT LEATHER TUNIC. Estimated Damage: 50389
!WARNING! Attack is likely to DISMEMBER your HEAD!
!WARNING! Attack is likely to DISMEMBER your RIGHT ARM!
!WARNING! Attack is likely to DISMEMBER your LEFT ARM!
!WARNING! Attack is likely to BISECT your TORSO!
!WARNING! Attack is likely to BISECT your GROIN!
!WARNING! Attack is likely to DISMEMBER your RIGHT LEG!
!WARNING! Attack is likely to DISMEMBER your LEFT LEG!
!WARNING! Attack is likely to OBLITERATE your HEAD!
!WARNING! Attack is likely to OBLITERATE your RIGHT ARM!
!WARNING! Attack is likely to OBLITERATE your LEFT ARM!
!WARNING! Attack is likely to OBLITERATE your TORSO!
!WARNING! Attack is likely to OBLITERATE your GROIN!
!WARNING! Attack is likely to OBLITERATE your RIGHT LEG!
!WARNING! Attack is likely to OBLITERATE your LEFT LEG!
Choose your action.
Assess Threat
>Sneak Attack<
Direct Attack
Hide
Escape
You swiftly lunge from your position to attack the ANCIENT SARCOPHAGUS WARRIOR with your RUSTY BRIGAND DAGGER!
Your RUSTY BRIGAND DAGGER shatters upon impact! Attack failed.
Your RUSTY BRIGAND DAGGER has been DESTROYED!
The ANCIENT SARCOPHAGUS WARRIOR quickly counterattacks, shooting you point blank with its MAUSOLEUM ARTIFACT HAND CANNON. The attack is a CRITICAL SUCCESS!
The MAUSOLEUM ARTIFACT HAND CANNON attack deals 100778 to your HEAD.
Your HEAD has been DISMEMBERED by the attack!
Your HEAD has been OBLITERATED by the attack!
The MAUSOLEUM ARTIFACT HAND CANNON attack deals 100778 to your RIGHT ARM.
Your RIGHT ARM has been DISMEMBERED by the attack!
Your RIGHT ARM has been OBLITERATED by the attack!
The MAUSOLEUM ARTIFACT HAND CANNON attack deals 100778 to your LEFT ARM.
Your LEFT ARM has been DISMEMBERED by the attack!
Your LEFT ARM has been OBLITERATED by the attack!
The MAUSOLEUM ARTIFACT HAND CANNON attack deals 100778 to your TORSO.
Your TORSO has been BISECTED by the attack!
Your TORSO has been OBLITERATED by the attack!
Your RAT LEATHER TUNIC has been DESTROYED!
The MAUSOLEUM ARTIFACT HAND CANNON attack deals 100778 to your GROIN.
Your GROIN has been BISECTED by the attack!
Your GROIN has been OBLITERATED by the attack!
The MAUSOLEUM ARTIFACT HAND CANNON attack deals 100778 to your RIGHT LEG.
Your RIGHT LEG has been DISMEMBERED by the attack!
Your RIGHT LEG has been OBLITERATED by the attack!
The MAUSOLEUM ARTIFACT HAND CANNON attack deals 100778 to your LEFT LEG.
Your LEFT LEG has been DISMEMBERED by the attack!
Your LEFT LEG has been OBLITERATED by the attack!
You have died. Those dear to you will surely suffer at the hands of the Cruel Sorcerer Münt.
Uh oh, careful with untested cartridges, they might have game shark gremlins! 😱
Thank you @olmewe for making this idea come to life, you really went above and beyond!!! Please check out their work :)
why has this got the adult label ????
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